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Friday, September 21, 2012

#49 Joys of Airports 7

Yup, the dinosaurs totally had planes. They also invented hats as an advanced ticketing system that showed not only that the wearer had purchased passage, but roughly where they would like to travel to. Cowboy hats denoted that the dinosaurs wanted to travel to where they cows were, most likely to Montana, since Montana means Cowland in dinosaur. The 'mo' in Montana used to be pronounced 'moo', and the cows were all tan, and once one pointed this out it was all obvious where the dinosaur wanted to go, which added an 'ah' of recognition. Hence, "Moo Tan, Ah.". It was a popular vacation destination for dinosaurs, which is why Montana now has a ton of dinosaur bones and dinosaur experts there to this day. This page is full of accurate history! I hope you learned something.

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