This is part one of a two comic expose on the most valuable currency known to man, the Kristenbucks. Note that both the singular and the plural of the word is Kristenbucks; this is because if you only have one at a time you're doing something wrong. Kristenbucks are an ideal currency for swimming in, lining hamster cages, and occasionally redeeming at the Bank of Kristen for actual, useful objects... but only when the bankers feel like it. (It is a fickle currency.) More on Kristenbucks next week!