#46 Joys of Airports 4

The train sang and powered neon green fans that turned blue lights on as the train went by. It was AWESOME, right up until the bit where it threw me out of security without any warning. I thought just it went back and forth, none of this 'we'll just kick you out without warning' business. Still worth it, though.

#45 Joys of Airports 3

If I have to get stuck somewhere in a tornado, I want it to be in a windowless concrete kitchen. I can distract myself with culinary treats while freaking out because IT'S A TORNADO AAAAAAHHHHH WHYYYYYY.

#44 Joys of Airports 2

Why was he staring at me? I don't know. Maybe he was practicing for a staring contest. I heard they're adding that to the Olympics, and there's really no better time to train then during downtime on a plane where everyone is stuck staring back at you too.

#43 Joys of Airports 1

Oh airplanes, why are you so small and filled with crazy people? Also- it's my dad's comic book debut! This is what happens when you're family of or friends with an artist- they might randomly put you in their work without telling you.

#42 Joys of Airports Cover

The cover of my travelogue to Montana, made about the trip I took this time last year. One of the customers in the store I worked at asked why I'd want a bisoncopter, as they figured its navigation system would be problematic.

"Why wouldn't it work?" I asked.
"Because the copter would automatically travel to Buffalo."

AUUUUUUGH, why didn't I see that coming?!?